ICE agent suspended for failure to follow protocol. Promises to be more aggressive going forward.

ICE agents create side hustle consulting practice advising countries competing with the United States to host the Olympics.

Immigrants sue ICE for poor overhead lighting in detention facility.

CEO of large employer fired by his piano teacher for refusing to play the black keys.

Department stores complaining that ICE is stealing mannequins because they don’t produce identification.

What’s the difference between an ICE agent and a cockroach? A cockroach isn’t from an immigrant family.

#fail ICE tried to have a conference, but every time a speaker took off his mask, the whole audience would rush the stage and ship him to the White House.

Important deadline approaching for aspiring ICE agents.

If you want to be an ICE agent, be aware that in 2026 going forward all applicants must show proof of graduation from clown 🤡 college.

I feel so ignored and discriminated against.

Just because I’m a white male whose family immigrated to this country in the 1730’s doesn’t mean that I’m not important. I have my network of expert immigration lawyers ready to go. I’ve learned English. When will I get my turn? When will I get to be in an ICE video? It’s just not fair.

Being in the clergy is one of the toughest gigs in show business.