Citing frustration with Rufus as well as Amazon’s B2B AI initiatives, Amazon’s board has threatened CEO Jeff Bezos with a demotion to President of the United States if things don’t turn around by the end of Q1. Bezos shot back that he had hard skills before catching himself when he remembered hearing something about changes in the job market for people with technical skills. Friends of Bezos report that he is holed up in his home office researching trade schools, and is considering getting his commercial drivers license (CDL). Additionally they said that they haven’t seen him this focused since the early 1990’s. When asked why Bezos was so focused, his friends said that he grumbled something about not working this long and hard to be reduced to being President of the United States.
Monthly Archives: December 2025
🔥 Dumpster Fire Conference 🔥
What’s so bad about a dumpster fire? Presuming no explosives or chemicals, etc. this seems to be one of the few life problems that would literally burn-itself-out within a contained space. I suppose there are environmental aspects to consider. But could they reduce landfill dependency? At this point I think we need a longitudinal study of dumpster fires. Given the consolation in the waste collection industry, we will probably need to launch a marketing campaign to get the attention of waste collection executives and explain why the study is needed and how their cooperation is vital. Naturally we will want to include other stakeholders in the supply chain—trash containers, trash bags, deodorizers as well as environmental non-profits and NGO’s. Additionally the university community (chemistry, anthropology, etc.). Would probably be easier to reach out to their professional associations, except associations aren’t what they used to be. Here’s what we’ll do: we’ll get an intern to create a social media campaign to reach out + a graphic designer to help with the visuals. Seems to me at this point that the best thing to do would be to organize a conference so that we can get everyone on the same page. I guess we should call it the dumpster fire conference—at least for the first one. After that we can do some polls and focus groups with internal and external stakeholders. In the meantime though, we need to jumpstart our fundraising efforts. We’ve still got some time to leverage the end-of-year push.
Faith in the virgin birth comes from encounter, not assent.
Jesus said “Follow me.” He didn’t say: “Was I born of a virgin?”
Cursing Christ is a prayer.
I have a weight loss plan for the New Year. I’m going to use AI to modify how many calories are listed on the food labels of everything that I’m eating.
Update: Job to speak at the Follow Your Bliss Conference about his new book “Ashes From Heaven: New Year, New You”
In an effort to cut costs, governments and corporations alike are firing translators and instead communicating entirely with emojis. Although the initial intention was for communication among different languages, sources say that pure emoji communication has entirely replaced all corporate and government discourse. The investor community is concerned given their massive investments into generative AI that depend on written communication “saying”: 😰💩
2 Jokes
joke 1: What are the three basic needs that humans need to survive? Food, water, shelter, iPhone
joke 2: How much longer until joke 1 is outdated?!!!
Boyd Camak 